Madonna was in London this past weekend campaigning for female empowerment at the 2013 Sound of Change Concert…but it wasn’t her speech that caused a Twitter frenzy…it was her overly filled “swollen face.” Minutes after Madonna appeared on stage, Twitter went crazy with tweets like, “Madonna, please stop messing with you face,” “OMG, Madonna, WTF!! Her face is swollen!,” and “Why on Earth would anyone do THAT to their face!?” Madonna has said in the past she hasn’t undergone plastic surgery, but always said she wouldn’t rule it out in the future.
Kim Kardashian and about 100 of her closest friends gathered yesterday at a Beverly Hills mansion for Kim’s baby shower. The "ladies brunch," began around 11:30 a.m., and guests—who were all given handmade wildflower wreaths to wear on their heads—made their way to the backyard, which was decorated with white drapes and white flowers. Guests were offered a luxury breakfast buffet with mimosas to drink, and a dessert station with pink cotton candy, pink lollipops and strawberry shortcake.
Michael Douglas says an STD was responsible for his throat cancer….brought on by oral lovin. Douglas was asked during an interview if he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, thought by most to be the cause of his cancer. But Michael replied, “No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, human papilloma virus) which actually comes about from ‘cunnilingus.’” (Fancy word for guy “taking care of his lady friends needs”)
Joining the now highly coveted “Ugly Club”, Amanda Bynes parents are the latest victims of her tweeting with her calling her own father UGLY. So far, she has called Rihanna, model Chrissy Teigen, Lance Bass and Perez Hilton ugly after twitter fights with the celebrities. But now, she is really getting personal. Her parents expressed concern over the weekend when word of Amanda’s latest nose job became public. She then Tweeted. “My dad is as ugly as RuPaul! So thankful I look nothing like you both! I had nose surgery after my mug shots so my nose and I are gorgeous!” The nose job I am speaking of is the one she got over the weekend in Manhattan, since she hated the way she looked in her most recent mug shot. She has another one scheduled in 3 weeks.
Amanda Bynes neighbors will finally get to ride their elevator without getting the creepy stare down from her…since she got booted from the building. It was her building management that called police the night she was arrested for drug possession and she tossed a bong out her 36th floor apartment window. Her stuff has already been moved out, no word on where she moved to.
Lindsay Lohans planned family counseling at the Betty Ford Center is off, because her parents, Michael and Dina just can’t get along. The two got into a HUGE, apparently orchestrated fight on a reality show last week where Dina refused to take a lie detector test or urine tests to prove she isn’t on any drugs. We hear Dina was paid $50,000 to be on the show. So, this past weekend, for family weekend, Michael didn’t go because he didn’t want to get into another fight with Dina…who didn’t show up anyway.
Penelope Cruz is set to become the oldest Bond girl ever at the age of 40. Penelope is pregnant with her second child with her husband Javier Bardem, but she has signed on to start work on the 24th James Bond movie next summer.
Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna have welcomed their first child. The baby was born last Thursday in London, but they haven’t announced the babies gender or name yet. The couple met on the set of “Step Up” in 2006.