No.10 She Steals Your Food
This one is minor, sure, but boy can it get under a guy's skin. Say you're out for dinner and it's time to order dessert. She'd feel guilty ordering a dessert, even though she wants it, so she opts not to. Then when that mousse arrives at the table, the waiter has brought a second spoon and you'll be lucky to get any of what you ordered.
No.9 She's Chronically Late
The more important the deadline -- a movie showing, a restaurant reservation, a play -- the more likely she would be late and the longer she would take to get ready. It got to the point that one dude began lying, telling her the movie was at 8 p.m. when, in fact, it didn't start till 9 p.m.
No.8 She Uses Sex As A Weapon
Worse still, some women are much more blunt about it, and don't even disguise the fact that they use sex as leverage.
No.7 She Can't Put Her Phone Down
OK, ladies, we get it: your friends and family are important to you. And as such, your phone is important to you too, and parting with it, even for short periods of time, can cause anxiety. But there comes a time when face-to-face contact becomes more important than checking your Twitter feed, and usually that time is date night. Take your eyes off your smartphone and we promise not to check out the cute waitress serving us drinks.
No.6 She Can't Take A Compliment
For all the emphasis placed on women's looks and the insecurity that that engenders, they sure suck at taking compliments, at least from the one person whose opinion should matter most to them: that of their boyfriends.
No.5 She Expects You To Read Her Mind
No, girls, unfortunately we cannot tell when you're hungry or thirsty, and we most definitely cannot guess where you'd like to eat or what movie you'd like to see without a little input.
No.4 She Guilts You
It's so easy for them to get you to do things you don't want to do (the ballet/opera, romantic comedies, double dates with her friend and her friend's new boyfriend, cooking classes).
Gentleman, we don't know much about women, but one thing we do know is that things are never "fine" when they say things are "fine." There is no single word that should cause you more fear and agitation, because when she says, "fine," what she really means is that things have reached world-ending, cataclysmic levels of bad and the fact that you don't know it only makes things worse.
No.2 She Holds Grudges
This one goes hand in hand with her entrapping questions. Once you've made the mistake of giving a wrong answer, even if it was years ago, even if it was before you were dating, even if you've apologized or changed your mind, you better believe you're never going to hear the end of it.
No.1 Entraping Questions
"Do I look fat in this?"
"Is my friend Claire pretty?"
We're all familiar with the questions, and the innocent way girls pose them, putting you between a rock and a hard place.