ABC 11 Louisville: Earlier this week, 42-year-old Gregory Vice of Louisville, Kentucky went to a Dollar General store, took off his clothes, and put on some clothes from the rack.
Oh . . . and in between taking off his clothes and putting on the new clothes, Gregory squatted down and POOPED ON THE FLOOR.
Naturally, that got a TON of attention. Some other customers SAW him . . . and we're sure others SMELLED him.
He was arrested and charged with shoplifting, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, and . . . best of all . . . CRIMINAL LITTERING.