Gawker: In Keelung City, Taiwan, a 46-year-old man spent a day drinking, then came home to his girlfriend. She yelled at him for getting drunk. And he was so upset, he decided to get sweet VENGENCE.
So he grabbed a pair of scissors and CUT OFF HIS OWN JUNK. Then he flushed it down the toilet.
We're not EXACTLY sure how that's revenge on his girlfriend. Maybe he thought he was SO sexually gifted that he'd be depriving her of the magic?
Anyway, his girlfriend rushed him to the hospital where doctors were able to stop the bleeding. Fortunately, the guy left himself about an inch of peen, so he'll still be able to pee.
The next day, when he sobered up, apparently he was very upset with himself.