Over last weekend 52-year-old Kenneth Enlow of Tulsa, Oklahoma was caught hiding in a SEPTIC TANK underneath a women's bathroom at White Water Park in Tulsa.
A 29-year-old woman spotted him when she took her seven-year-old daughter into the bathroom. She called the cops. According to the police report he was "covered in feces." They hosed him down and arrested him on a misdemeanor peeping Tom charge.
He told police they had it all wrong, that what happened was....a woman named Angel who hit him in the head with a tire iron, then threw him in her 1972 Chevy Monte Carlo, took him to the park, and dumped him in the toilet.
BTW he's six feet tall, 240 pounds . . . and wasn't exactly yelling for help when he was caught.