ABC 28 - Tampa: Sooooooooo this happened last week: 32-year-old Jacob Kuhn of Brooksville, Florida got into an argument with his girlfriend at their home. And Jacob took the argument too far . . . when he SMEARED SOME POOP on her back.
Police did not clarify who's poop it was. They DID say Jacob was drunk at the time. He was arrested for domestic battery.